Chronicles of a Roadie

Discoveries from Facebook

2007-10-06T02:54:00.000-07:00

Remember the group I was telling you about...it has led to some awesome revelations! The Roadies secret on Facebook has led me to discover this youtube video( dunno if anybody knows about it yet.. dun think so...cus i heard it's top secret) the video led to this site! Im showing you guys the video .. so u'll can be updated. I think I'm having some ekdam jhakaas luck! What say bachas and fachass....?

Roadies 5.0 - The Secret

2007-10-05T02:51:00.000-07:00

Many hours later, here I am. My eyes burn, but it's Mission accomplished!
I spent hours on Facebook and finally found a group that gives the lowdown on the easiest ways to become a Roadie. It's a complete secret....though...so, psst...go check it out.
Main bhi wahi kar raha hoon:)

Finally meet Raghu!

2007-10-04T02:49:00.000-07:00

Hallejuah! We finally managed to catch Raghu today! I know I'm a boy...but man he IS so hot. Raghu didn't look too pleased to see us and the tamasha we had been creating. We turned up in a paltan of about twenty people...Safety in numbers! We begged and pleaded him to let us know! He said he wasn't a backstabber to all his fans. I explained my dire situation to him. One year off from the entire world for the Roadies cause and how it could make a BIG difference to my life. I must say, I was pretty nervous. But, within five mins I got pretty bold and explained my reason...adding some mirch masala to it. Raghu finally took me aside. There was one way he said. Scour Facebook. Facebook? I looked at him in disbelief. He told me not to spill the beans. But, I got to share it with my loyal bachas and fachas no? By afternoon, we were done...those 15 mins with Raghu were heaven. And, then I ran. I ran from the MTV office to Elphinstone Station. From the station office to the train. And, got off at Andheri only to run quickly home. And, now here I am...scouring Facebook. Updates Soon.

Pura Paltan Raghu ko Milne!

2007-10-03T02:37:00.000-07:00

We were upset but we kept the faith! It's late in the night but today we made some progress on Mission Roadie and I knew I had update you guys. Went with some boys from my colony and stood outside the MTV office hoping to meet Raghu and team. We waited all day, but we didnt get to meet him. It was hot and the heat made our heads hurt. We had garam chai at the chai wala, shared some biryani at Madira (some shady bar next to the mtv office) and spent endless hours sitting on the stairs..,begging security to let us in. Finally, we managed to catch hold of some pyt walking into the office. Told her we had urgent work with Raghu and had to see him. She looked at us like we were crazy but after some begging and pleading she finally made some calls and told us to come back tmw! So, even though were angry and disheartened...all's well that ends well! Tmw is d day...Bachas and fachas!

2007-10-02T02:35:00.000-07:00

Raghu's Email

2007-10-01T02:33:00.000-07:00

Fuck...no reply from Raghu yet. Mission Roadie is a complete mess. Im so angry right now...pata nahhi how they can treat a die-hard fan and a committed wannabe roadie like this..Arggh. We have to do something...I have to do something. Any Ideas?

Raghu's email!

2007-09-29T02:30:00.000-07:00

I have some exciting news today....I managed to dig up Raghu's email address. It turned out to be more difficult than I thought...because Google didn't help at all. I called some friends, even in the MTV office and after a few they banged-down-the-phone-on-me-tries I managed to get his email address. A whole week later! ARGH!
I've sent Raghu an e-mail and hope to meet him at the MTV office by tomorrow. Wish Me Luck. Bye...my bachas and followers.

Parde Ke Peeche

2007-09-22T02:23:00.000-07:00

You will learn, young children...that life is not easy and only the meanest survive. I decided not to be a good boy anymore..it wasn't going to get me anywhere...except for a trashing from Raghu! Toh Bhai log, for Roadies 5.0 I decided to do some khufiagiri and find out what exactly is happening. Behind the scences, parde ke peeche, that kind of things. I have some friends you know;)

Back to where It all began

2007-09-20T02:15:00.000-07:00

Isi waqt, last year...I was among the many thousands of hopeful roadies! As I stood in the queue, I thought I had it all. I was a nice guy with a lot of friends, wore Nike shoes and most of all, I watched MTV all the time! I was a cool dude, yeah;)

The queue was long, winding, never-ending. We stood in the sweltering heat...practicing our lines, playing some games...you know, that kind of thing. Some fights happened, and a whole lotta hell broke lose!

Embarassed as I am to admit it, I was so nervous once it was time for the auditions that I completely messed it up yaar. Raghu's quite a mean fella, and said my nice-ness won't get me nowhere! When I told him my friends all love me...he told me to shut the fuck up and go spend time with my friends instead!

And, so off I went...storming out of the audition room... I was angry and sad...and made up mind...next year, I'd be a roadie kaise bhi! I spent very little time with my friends...but they didnt mind... I was on Mission Roadie!

And, here it is...the ads for Roadie 5.0- The Game Goes International.
My time has come!
Bachas and fachas...here I go!

Here We Go

2007-09-15T01:58:00.000-07:00

I'm 5 ft. 8 inches, with a crop of black hair and an incredibly boring life.
College goes on and on and no shit happens. Some days, to have some fun, I toss a ball, smoke a cigarette and in the evenings I flip channels.

The other day, while watching MTV...it brought back some memories. You see for a year now, my life has had a mission...and here is where it all begins!